Tuesday, 8 May 2012

Clegg and Cameron promise to "give it 110%"

Nick Clegg and David Cameron's relaunch in a tractor factory clearly wasn't designed to get the hard left on board. Instead it looked like they had been learning their lines from Frank Bruno, or a particularly out of his depth football caretaker manager.

"I know results have gone against us in the last few weeks, but the lads have promised to give it 110% til the end of the season."

What with Nick Clegg's dodgy estuary English accent and the pledges to 'redouble our efforts' (despite a few weeks ago saying they were doing all they can already), it may as well have been scripted by Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse.

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